I want to start this by saying that I absolutely LOVE the furry posters, and seeing them in the academic buildings makes me incredibly happy. My friends and I take pictures of them every time we see a new variation, and it genuinely makes my day better whenever I see one of those furries inviting me to an audition on a date that doesn’t exist.

I am so grateful to have collected 12 pictures of the posters, and I’m also really shocked that there are at least 12 variations of furry posters.

Also, the poster that you get assigned has nothing to do with the fictitious date on it. I based it on vibes.

January

Starting off strong with this gem. Do I know why they’re recruiting Spanish speakers for this role? No. Do I think it’s hilarious? Yes!

The only thing that concerns me about this is the fact that it’s in the bathroom of Chautauqua hall, which is a place I never want to step foot in. Ever.

January babies may resonate heavily with this poster. Chulas, this poster is for you.

February

This one’s for all my February babies out there.

I really really hope that the real Jennifer Coolidge will be there. I have no idea why she’s being associated with it, but I love it. I would go just for her.

I strongly encourage my fellow February-ers to show up for this audition. While this Chase guy might not be my favorite of the furries scattered around campus, I feel like maybe we’ll deeply connect with him.

March

Why is he so sad? You need to help him.

Those born in March may feel a strong connection to help this poor guy out. He may or may not be astral projecting, but he’s clearly crying out for help. We need to lend a hand to out fellow man furry.

This poster being placed right next to the Christian fellowship also makes me laugh, and I don’t know why. It’s just funny seeing a furry and the Christian fellowship in one picture. No hate to the Christian fellowship, of course.

April

I’m absolutely devasted that I missed this j-term experience. I suspect that April babies participated and had a great time. How many credits was it for?

For those who haven’t seen this variation, it’s right outside the computer labs in McEwan. I see it almost everyday and it never fails to make me laugh. I think this poster is the most understandable out of all of them. They even put a map of where to go for it.

Who is Dr Johsensen…?

May

So they’re recruiting people for their own auditions I guess? Where is Lake Emma?

This one’s perfect for people born in May because you may be very approachable. Approachable enough to get recruited for furry auditions.

I’m assuming these two furries are best friends, which is kind of sweet. They’re looking for people to cast together. Isn’t that fun?

June

Post Malone? Okay, sure, whatever.

I saw this after coming back from winter break, so I don’t know if it was there before Thanksgiving 2024, or if the audition is on Thanksgiving 2025.

June babies may love Post Malone, Thanksgiving, or none of the above. Regardless, I think this poster is perfect for June.

July

I like that it’s at the top of the clock tower. In my mind, July is the perfect month to go out, get some sun, and audition.

I advise July babies to check the top of the clock tower to see if anything or anyone is there. Maybe you can get the part!

August

There’s no way those are his actual legs…. right?

I feel like I never see this particular furry (is it still a furry if it’s a lizard?) around anymore. There are very few posters with him on it. I feel kind of bad for him.

August babies may also need their legs in the morning and can’t function without them. Can you tell I’m running out of ideas at this point?

September

This one’s probably one of my favorite ones.

I’ve decided that September babies secretly have three legs. Or maybe you only have one. Definitely not two, though.

As confusing as this poster is, be grateful that I gave this gem to September. I think it’s a compliment.

October

This one’s crazy.

I assigned this one to October because it actually scared me. I called the number and all I heard was myself. It was echoing back everything I was saying.

October babies, please call this number. Maybe you have information on this guy’s whereabouts.

November

Why is there a missing sandwich? What the hell does that mean? How did this guy lose a sandwich?

November babies may relate to this because they’re also clumsy and want a sandwich. I really hope he finds it. I wish I could help him.

To anyone born in November: it is your duty to help him find a sandwich. You simply have to.

December

I’m putting this one as December for the season of Jesus. It’s his birthday month.

I don’t know why Trisha Paytas is there (aside from the stated fact that they both love Jesus.) Maybe December babies love Trisha Paytas?

I’m so glad that I’ll be in my senior year when this audition takes place. I can’t wait to go.

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In conclusion, I love the furry posters and will defend them until my dying days.